Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
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I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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