I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
