Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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