You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Randomize
