there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I pour the whiskey from now on
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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