who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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