But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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