Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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