Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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