Sry I called you an 8
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
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if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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