You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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