So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
the raccoons are back...
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