going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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