I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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