I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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