i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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