covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
her vagine was all disorganized.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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