about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
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thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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