ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
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Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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