Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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