There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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