he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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