8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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