I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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