i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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