Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
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I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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