The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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