Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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