didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
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