I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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