DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
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Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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