ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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