420 ftw
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
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We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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