Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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