dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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