I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
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