He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
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I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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