you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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