I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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