hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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