Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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