i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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