I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize