How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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