ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
4 words: hood of his car
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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