I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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