mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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