Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I looked at my own cervix.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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