belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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