I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I don't think brook has ever known best
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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