I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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