I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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