He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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