Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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