i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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