Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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