Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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