Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I am one with the molecules
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
True college students do jello shots in the library
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