Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
